Temple Fusion Expectation

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

“Atsushi-kun!”

Atsushi startled. He turned around to see Dazai hopping down the last few steps of a staircase and landing with only a little stumble, managing to make it look elegant. From somewhere down the corridor Atsushi thought he heard a girl sigh.

“Dazai-san,” Atsushi said, and before he realised it he had a hand under Dazai’s elbow to steady him. Dazai grinned at him, and Atsushi hurriedly pulled his hand back. “Ah – did you need something?”

“Hmm…yeah,” Dazai said. He started walking down the corridor, Atsushi in step beside him. “I needed a dose of Atsushi-kun.”

From @looking-for-stray-dogs ‘s Hogwarts AU! here

Ship Things that Kill Me

gentle face-touching

crying-while-smiling (esp. if combined with a reunion)

Wanting! To grow old together!! (bonus points if they actually do)

standing on tip-toes/leaning down to kiss a s/o with height difference

hugs

soft kisses

small gestures that wouldn’t usually be romantic but have lots of meaning behind them

HUGS

Battle Couples!!!

goofy/sarcastic banter

cute mutual blushing when they do something romantic for the first time

hand holding

Hugs

did I mention hugs

Fyodor and Dazai first met when they attended the same seminar for dramatic bitches.

Fyodor: My cape flutters more dramatically than your coat. 

Dazai: oH GAME ON ASSHOLE

What if Touka has a flashback to her mother at some point during this fight/arc?

My second piece for @sheith-prompt-bang! Unfortunately my partner MIA-ed on me, but the prompt was human!Shiro meets mermaid!Keith. The prompt actually involved a doggo but I forgot to draw it OTL

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

MBTI Types as Salem Gifs

ESFJ

ISFJ

ESFP

ISFP

ENFJ

INFJ

ENFP

INFP

ESTJ

ISTJ

ESTP

ISTP

ENTJ

INTJ

ENTP

INTP

“I’m like a rock, heavy with burdens, sinking through a seemingly endless ocean, soon meeting my inevitable demise at the bottom.”