”I Can See My House From Here!”

When the guy designed to make you a moron takes over your facility

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

bad science

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

i hate when my insulin penfill runs out and i have to go replace it. it's so inconvenient. i wish i had a limitless source of insulin, which could always be produced just as it was needed. perhaps through some organic process--an organ... stored and powered by the body, armoured in bones and flesh, suspended in extracellular fluid and blood... embraced by a delicate mesh of nerves and sinew, pulsing in its eternal action, circularly powered by the very energy for which it itself forms the living dynamo... ah, it's far fetched, isn't it.

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

lately ive been imagining bright strobing lights and demonic thoughtforms 24/7 in order to make my psychoscape uninhabitable for any malicious telepaths trying to gain access

the order of rodentia sounds like a circle of knights from ages past but you may be surprised to learn these noble warriors are still fighting their holy battles to this day