THIS IS GENIUS, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
tags/warnings: may be traumatic for non-floridians
a/n: yes these are true stories and as a floridian, i'm sure i've met future florida men in the making.
Ushijima - Florida man accused of trying to steal horses, riding them home, deputies say
Tendou - Florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk
Goshiki - Florida Man Jailed After Allegedly Dousing 7-Eleven Employee With Slurpee During Price Dispute, Police Say
Shirabu - Florida man arrested after botched castration surgery
Semi - Florida Man Sets Fire in Bar to Avoid Paying Tab
My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”
I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.
I saw the original and I thought "Why not make an Aizawa version?"
Happy holidays! ☃
Youtube version (horizontal) : here!
Original video/inspiration : here
Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on
Shout out to my Quirky black girls Tall black girls Short black girls Fair skinned black girls Light skinned black girls Dark skinned black girls Fun sized black girls Ivy League black girls Community college black girls Hippie black girls Trans black girls Queer black girls Nerd black girls Alternative black girls Black girls with disabilities Blck girls with mental health issues Indie black girls Afrocentric black girls Curly haired black girls Short haired black girls Long haired black girls Straight haired black girls Black girls with piercings Black girls with colored hair Black girls who love to read Black girls who play instruments Black girls who are scholars Black girls who like ballet Black girls who like to twerk Black girls who like rap Black girls who like art Black girls who like classical music
To all black girls who refuse to be subjected to prejudices and forced into a mold. I love you.
official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
protect asian lives. say it with me.
“protect asian lives”
asians worldwide are being beaten and killed. and it keeps going unnoticed. if you are being silent, fuck you.
the amount of hate crimes against asians have risen 1900%. it’s not our fucking fault we are in this pandemic. asians arent a virus or a disease. leave us the fuck alone.
now say it again.
PROTECT ASIAN LIVES
sakusa x reader smau/fiction
You and Sakusa have started dating on the second year of high school. On your 4th year of dating and second year of college, you found out you were pregnant. You were in a crisis. You were only 20 and didn’t know anything about motherhood. Worst case scenario, your boyfriend didn’t want kids.
Your solution? Run away from Kiyoomi Sakusa. Raise the kid on your own. Never meet the child’s father ever again.
That was your plan.
You were doing great on your own, until you find out that Komori, the cousin of your ex, lives next door.
Keep reading
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JUJUTSU KAISEN FIC RECS MASTERLIST // mdni!
Satoru Gojo Sfw Gojo fics
Suguru Geto Sfw Geto fics
SatoSugu
Shoko Ieiri
Kento Nanami
Toji Fushiguro
Shiu Kong
Choso
Takuma Ino
Hiromi Higuruma
Ryomen Sukuna
Kiyotaka Ijichi
Pervs! pt 1
Pervs! pt 2
Megumi Fushiguro -sfw :3
Yuji Itadori -sfw :3
20!!! she/her/hers✨I write for Haikyuu when my mental health allows it✨
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