Roses Are Red I Think Bugsnax R Cool!

i am now compelled to make my account useful again. So have some apocalypse bitches that I love so goddamn much.

*SHARP INHALE*

Starting with:

VANQUISH they/them

° the most responsible of the crew, but also the snobbiest.

° arrogant af! Talk shit, get hit. (With an execution axe)

° judgmental (fitting for a corrupt judge)

° they run a little kangaroo court, where they see the jury and the prosecutors as little marionettes they can play with for their little sick, twisted, and unfair puppet show.

ILLNESS he/him

°feeshy 💚💜💚

°likes to sing, uses it to lure ppl in.

°plays the role of an "angel of mercy" (for those who don't know, that's a type of serial killer who kills people under their care who are very ill and are suffering from their illness, even if they can still be healed) except here, he's not actually sympathetic for you at all :)

° the tallest of the harebringers, and the most plump.

°makes his own special plagues himself. The one he's carrying rn doesn't have a name just yet, but it's his favorite by far.

°DON'T let those droopy eyes and soft voice fool you, he can lose his temper at the drop of a hat.

°Can and will cry. Like, a lot.

°has his own diseases himself,but he's pretty immune.

°has pollen allergies.

HATRED she/it

°ANT LADY

°likes spreading rumors about ppl she finds "problamatic"

°will fight you with her bare hands if she finds you a nuisance

°her braid makes her explode like a bomb, but it doesn't hurt or kill her. (Not like any of them CAN die anyhow)

°axe crazy arsonist

°don't say shit bout her shit plzdontyouwilldiehorriblypleasedon-

WILT he/him

°can sap any energy from plants and crops for himself, yet he is unable to gain weight... Especially with how much he takes. (Daym)

°his ragdoll look is supposed to be some sort of irony, he's a toy himself, yet he sees the people around him as toys for himself.

°speaking of, he uses his ragdoll appearance to manipulate children into thinking he's a doll their parents secretly threw away years ago. (He usually does this to 4-9 year olds)

°he also manipulates authority figures and law makers into raising the prices of food and bevrages.

°like the others, his short tempered side comes to light when things don't go his way, but out of all of them, his tantrums are the most destructive.

°he's a bit insecure about his lazy right eye. (His right)

DECAY she/her

°gives souls who died in the hands of the others a little comfort before spiriting them away.

°LOVES animals! Especially cats and crows.

°Despite her being all sweet n cute n stuff, she also has a reputation of goading people into suicide at times.

°illness and hatred are VERY protective over her (they aren't her parents, they all treat each other like siblings) make her cry, see what happens. :)

°she complains about headaches alot. But she refuses to remove the knife from her head, she calls it her "good luck charm"

° can turn into a crow herself.

WORMWOOD he/them

°leader of the harbringers

° technically the harebringer of havoc?

° HAHAHA HOW ARW YOU THAT SHORT-

° he's kinda scary despite his tiny stature...

°heard some of yall like those stained glass angel wings, SAY NO MORE!

°one of the "cavern angels" which are basically evil angels that are like that naturally and haven't been cast aside like fallen angels.

° birch tree, worm, get it??? Ha! Haha, ha... I'm not funny :(

°BE AFRAID!

Height comparison!

congratulations on getting thus far! Have some lore as a reward!

So basically, wormwood was always very lonely, so he made these guys out of calamity energy, he also bosses them around quite a bit, so sometimes, they sneak off and do their own thing. (Usually ends in them getting in trouble) wormwood was feeling generous one day, and decides to conquer an island for his harebringers to rule over their own piece of land and make it to their liking! The harebringers had a fuckin field day with this, and used this as an advantage to leech off the residents' sufferings. So now, it's up to Elpis to save the residents and end wormwood's schemes once again. (I'll give y'all Elpis later tho, I'm still working on her)

That's everything, thanks for listening to me ramble about my children.🩷

TL;DR art of the 5 harebringers in my version along side wormwood! Including vanquish, illness, hatred, wilt and decay.

I've been on a hyperfixation with kirby's epic yarn, Oh how the nostalgia hit me harder than a rock... so anyway, have some gjijnka designs because these guys don't have alot of those. (With headcanons!)

Mean green mother's been throbbing in my head, which made me realize that fangora's theme sounds similar... anyway, I'm making this mf sound like audrey ll...

Phoenix mom Phoenix mom Phoenix mom Phoenix mom Phoenix mom Phoenix mom- 43 yr old lady needs more attention.

Ah, squashini... how much your hat trick was a pain in my a$2. Btw, before you point it out, It's MY gjijnka, i decided whether or not to give him a mustache!

You scared tf outta me as a young lassie, so why did i suddenly make you a shy bappy? Whatever, i like you now, have a treat. 🐠

Hmm. Something's missing.... oh yeah, funky poncho knitting man! You'll see him soon!

3 PATH

"Girls like you gotta start somewhere"

Day 2 GLUTTONY

what if the tiki tak tribe members had voices?

No, seriously, what if donkey Kong country returns was voice acted? Anybody have voice claim ideas?

Remember when you told me sigilyph is a nervous wreck? I kept that in the back of my mind just for this. Homeboy needs therapy 

“This sucks! I’m going to get a bad grade in minion, something both normal to avoid and possible to achieve!”

Day 4: ENVY

SWEET TOOTH SORCERER: RANDY

A menacing, tall and surprisingly fast member of the despicable dream team, who traveled all the way from another dimension just to feed people his well known dessert. But be warned, traveler: one bite of this cake is all you need to become hooked, or in other words, "Another fly in his fairy floss web." Don't let this odd king's childish and funloving demeanor let your gaurd down, else you'll have to have a sour taste of defeat. So remember, dear "pokepark savior team"... in the cove town boardwalk, not all is as it seems, especially at sunset...

Kirby superstar ultra

You know what?

*hands this and runs*