I Really Like In Fiction When They're Like Oh No!!! The Bad Guys Are About To Win!!! And Character Who

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

"read popular novels" that's the devil talking. read some obscure novel updating every day for the last 10 years as its sole reader

Yaoi Has Been Proven Scientifically

ohoho! unlucky for you, boy, you’ve activated my secret form! *extended magical girl transformation with music and different angles and sound effects that cuts abruptly to me dead on the floor*

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too

Me when I see the greatest possible disaster of a man, a fallen hero turned villain, a skrunkly awful dude who, by some godforsaken reason, hasn't shattered into a million pieces just yet & could easily kill me without a second thought♡

when i say i want media to have an impact on me i mean it in the meteor that killed the dinosaurs sense. like i want it to be apocalyptic for my sanity.