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i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Okay I’ve just thought of an SCP au. Like, SCP-9158 a.k.a KDJ (class: keter) with Dr. YJH being in charge of him all the time.

SCP-9158 was first found in an abandoned building near the outskirt of [REDACTED] by a group of teenagers. Subject is an Asian male, physically approximately 28 years old and 176 cm in height. A pair of wings can be observed from behind the subject’s back, with horns in the forehead. Nevertheless, this might not be his true form since SCP-9158 is reported to have the ability to shapeshift. Subject is capable of speaking and he does speak a lot, but his statements barely make sense.

After captivity, Dr. HSY tried to interrogate him about his origins, but the subject refused to cooperate by claiming that he had no fucking clues. Despite appearing friendly, the subject demonstrated deceitful behaviors, by [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. He has also attempted to breach containment multiple times and has succeeded at least twice. When being recaptured, SCP-9158 claimed that he would stop escaping if his request was granted, which includes:

1) A mobile with Internet connection so that he could read webnovel.

2) A meeting with Dr. [REDACTED].

Since the subject’s intention was unclear, his first request was turned down. About his second one, when being proposed to Dr. [REDACTED], it was accepted with the condition that the meeting must be conducted under camera surveillance. The subject agreed.

Upon seeing SCP-9158, Dr. [REDACTED] seemed surprised while the subject was delighted. It was later revealed by Dr. [REDACTED] that SCP-9158 closely resembled one of his works back then when he was working as a sculptor. However, the origin of SCP-9158 remained unconfirmed.

Since then, Dr. [REDACTED] has required special permission to visit SCP-9158. He has a daily reading/gaming session with the subject, during which the subject’s behaviors are thoroughly analyzed and reported. So far, the subject has not portrayed any abnormal behaviors and seems to be tamed. As a result, the subject’s class has been changed to Euclid.

I feel like I could rewrite this in a better way, but this was the initial outline lol.

Men wanted dead or alive (preferably dead) 5000 coin reward

just finished reading lotm and now it's gonna be my whole personality for a while holy shit it was amazing

joongdok dynamic works so well because yoo joonghyuk is actually a kdrama ML stuck in an action-adventure webnovel and kim dokja is actually a harem anime protagonist stuck in a power fantasy isekai

romance dawn trio

HIII jus as i was about to sleep i realized i didn’t do a valentines for orv! so i did this happy valentines from shitpost yhk <3 <3

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*