Being As I Am An Idiot, And Having Been One My Whole Life, I Just Wanna Say That I Find It Very Easy

Match & Mate wrapping paper, late 1960s.

Night at the museum, Nicolas Krief

catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream

“Become like the rose and live silently: If you have to speak, utter nothing but fragrance.”

— Adonis, from Cloisters, trans. Khaled Mattawa (via menacelebs)

might fuck around and start dating the demon from the corner of my room

hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

Excommunicated from the catholic church for sexy reasons