Welp. My Life Has Gone To Shit So Here's A Notes Game With Meeeee Hah. (I Made The Numbers Obnoxiously

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

BITE

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Children see the Other Mother from Coraline as a monster to be conquered while adults see her as an inescapable bloodthirsty beast that can only be locked away and not truly defeated

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Kid, if he's doing that, he ain't your friend. He's just mean. At best

"Here kid, I got you some snacks and some clothes that don't fit Jericho anymore."

"Oh, um- thanks!!" He smiles.

Paper towels. I am the clean freak dragon. Ironic since my entire house is a mess.

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon

Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

On the rare occasion I go to a concert, I wear too layers of ear protection, loops and headphones, because I am easily overwhelmed by sound

He would

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?