Do U Enjoy Skibidy Toilet?

Bro are you ballin with Jesus

I am Jesus

Jesus…do you raise your yayaya

um, obviously

I am NOT Jordan

Damn that's wild buckaroo

please send stuff into my inbox as well, i would love to write off of your guy's requests (would add more tags but i reached my limit, if u see this read my pinned for who i write for and what i will not write)

hi sorry but you just followed me but i have age in bio on my acc, so pls put your age in bio or say your not a minor pls

Hey! Sorry about that! Just to be clear I'm not going to put a specific age because I like certain amounts of privacy but I can assure you I'm over the age of 18!

IKR LIKE THE HALF THE DAMN FANDOM IS WRECKING COD FOR ME LIKE 😭😭😭😭

Not to be THAT person but everyone should at the very least watch the MW2 campaigns before posting those goofy ahh headcanons cuz what do you mean Ghost, the man who was abused his whole life and has only known pain would raise his hand at you when angry or would SA you? The man is as gentle as they come, and he worked on his issues, despite all the trauma.

Don't even get me started on how they think Soap is dumb as if the man isn't literally a demolitions expert and the youngest member to pass the SAS selection, and let's not forget Gaz is a literal badass of a man, being the record holder of selection and surviving being shot at by multiple enemies and taking them down while hanging upside down by a rope from a moving helicopter in a high-stress mission.

Some of these cool ass characters have been completely butchered by a fandom who has mostly never even played the games or bothered watching gameplay of the campaign simply because ''oh cool masked man'', yucky.

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT