Ciel:

Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

sebastian: *tucking ciel in for bed*

ciel: i can hear them sometimes, the damned souls outside…they call to me….they scratch on the windows at night…they beg me to help them…but how can i ….. a prince of the knight…ever give them the light they desire…..? foolish spirits indeed…we are all going to hell….im simply the only one whose accepted that fact…..

(Kuro)sh*t post warning

I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?

Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.

Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.

What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?

I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂

Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork.  💀

“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?” 

💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂

Happy Birthday, Spongebobbbbbbb~!

(Ms. Puff should give Spongebob his license for his birthday, ahahahaha..) (..actually she probably shouldn’t because then half of Bikini Bottom would be destroyed)

💛HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPONGEBOB!! 💛

OKAY BUT THIS IS ADORABLE OMG

I BELIEVE IN ALOIS WITH CLAUDE’S GLASSES SUPREMACY

Daily BB #15 - Glasses!

This one was pretty fun to do. I haven’t finished digital stuff in a while so this was a nice lead back into it :>

ahahhahaa heck yes

Reblog to trap Viscount Druitt in a broken elevator with "Baby Shark" on a perpetual loop in the background

Very helpful! :o

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

Sebastian, driving Elizabeth and Ciel: So, how was your day?

Elizabeth: We almost got surprise adopted!

Sebastian: Pardon?

Ciel: We almost got kidnapped.

Sebastian: Ah, I see.

Sebastian: *slams on the breaks* I beg your fucking pardon?!

Basically Chapter 16 (Volume 4)

Ciel, walking into the townhouse: Hello, people who do not live here. Soma: Hello! Agni: Good day. Ciel, to Finnian: I gave you the key to the townhouse for emergencies only. Finnian, seriously and genuinely: We were out of Doritos. :(

THE SECOND ONE MADE ME LAUGH

THEY ARE SO ADORABLE

(also i love how Ciel and Alois dress in totally different aesthetics~)

modern au?? I like to imagine they're buds but their only method of hanging out is basically just parallel play (each considers the other his closest friend)

lemme know if you want more of this :))