*cutely Blocks Anyone Shipping Sebaciel*

Oh, ahahaha, and then this last photo I took.

This is the young master taking my phone away just as I take a picture, so the picture turned out all blurry. But I still adore this picture even if it is blurry because, well, memories!

Sebastian: Demons don't have family.

Also Sebastian: (scrolling through his phone) And this is my young master taking his first soul, and this is my young master threatening the king, and this is Finny picking a flower, and this is Baldroy burning down the kitchen, and this is Mey Rin breaking every piece of china we had left, and...

me at 3 am at the fridge, midnight snacking cuz i woke up hungry:

NOT ME UGLY LAUGHING

WHY WOULD I BE DOING THAT

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

Sebastian: b-but it’s almost Christmas Officer: ..... you have the earl of phantomhive on top of the Christmas tree Sebastian: oh. hah. forgot about that. Sebastian: bocchan, can you get down from there please before I get a ticket?

he was fined for wreckless driving

Alois, for no reason what-so-ever, at 3 AM: ..Ciel.

Ciel: ..What.

Alois: ..Poo.

Ciel: ..Go to sleep.

Alois: It was funnier in my head. :’)

this is another installment of the Ciel and Alois Modern Au Where They Are Friends. they're having a sleepover (Probably Alois's idea, but they're definitely at Ciel's place for...reasons :) )

Well, I mean..

Yeah????? You’re not wrong, OP????

that one scene in the black butler s2 intro

i felt this :’)

the best part of writing a story and then nearly completely forgetting it is that it’s just like reading someone else’s story… except if you want it updated you have to do it yourself

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

*breaks down to the floor into a sob* I’m not the only oneeee

Since it’s Summer TM, the bugs have returned and so have the arachnids and so I have to hold back every time I see a spider in an Area from going something like “Goddammit Claude..😒” Cause… no one would get it so it’s pointless rbdrykuyg 

Ciel: What’s that dark, shadowy place over there? Sebastian: That is a place that you must never go, bocchan.  Ciel: No, the other dark, shadowy place, beside that dark, shadowy place. Sebastian: ...oh that’s the grocery store. Ciel: Ah.

Sebastian has very strict rules regarding hell.

Ciel is not allowed to go there without Sebastian accompanying him.

When they are there, Ciel is not allowed out of Sebastian's sight.

With or without Sebastian, there are some places Ciel simply isn't allowed to go.

It's simply no place for a child, even if said child is over 100.

And if Ciel wants to play the, "I'm the master! You can't order me around!" game, Sebastian might remind him of the questionable validity of their contract and of the fact that Ciel doesn't like how cake turns out when he, not Sebastian, makes it.

📢 ATTENTION 📢

There needs to be more Dadbastian content.

That is all.