The Fraternity Hashtag Brings Up The Expected, But Each Photo Is Also Hashtagged With Alpha. What A Joke.

The Batman, we've entered a new era, one fit for old graying millennials who were scarred and at the same time enthralled by The Crow as a child, eho were introduced to detective noire after school by WB's brilliant Batman animated series, who listened to early industrial goth techno pop and scoffed while the adult world marveled at the new Internet and its unlimited possibilities, whose parents worked hard and provided well but were emotionally absent, who discovered the world of secret and not so secret conspiracies, one where whistleblowers were no longer heroes but enemies of the state. This is our Batman.

[Bruce] is fully committed to being Batman and he’s just not seen by the city at all. He has no desire to be Bruce in this and he wants to just throw it away. He thinks that this is the way he can save himself, by living in this kind of Zen state as Batman, where it’s just pure instinct and no emotional baggage. —Robert Pattinson

BRUCE WAYNE in THE BATMAN (2022)

Will someone tell the iPhone crowd to stop sending video over SMS? No one wants to see your grainy ass clips.

Anyone who sneers at NFTs and crypto must be firmly grounded in the biology of everyday life; food, water, shelter.

Bliss is knowing all of your high school and college years took place before the advent of smartphones and social media so there is zero evidence of your fuckery sitting in datacenters around the world.

When Tim Burton was nearly tarred and feathered by DC fanboys for casting Beetlejuice actor Michael Keaton as Batman, he said (paraphrasing here) "if Bruce Wayne really had a square jaw and broad shoulders, he wouldn't have to dress like a fucking bat".

I think that Robert Pattinson’s choice to Not Bulk Up and have the macho man Batman build honestly helps sells the believability of the secret identity. No one in Gotham is going to look at Bruce “I look like a traumatized crusty white dog” Wayne and say hes the Batman “I am the night” Vigilante.

Pattinson’s Bruce Wanye looks one stiff breeze from being knocked over and you want to say he’s out punching five dudes three times above his weight class?? Are you insane?? He’s Gotham’s skrungly. Their emo bitch useless billionaire who wears sunglasses inside because he’s a weirdo.

Overwatch Quick Play

I only play Overwatch on Quick Play. Here’s why:

1. Ranked wait times are unacceptable. I have 30 minutes to play, I’m not spending 10 of those in lobbies. 

2. Ranked in-game drop rates are way too high. Nothing worse than waiting 5 minutes for a game and then it being cancelled 1 minute in. 

3. I can’t figure out how to get voice chat to work in my office. I guess the router is too far away. 

How do you play? 

Tell your toddler that's a placebo 3rd degree burn.

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

You could scrap the entire multi-billion U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services department, replace it with a "Pronounce squirrel" quick test, and achieve better results.

Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?

Thank you Billionaires for bestowing soul crushing jobs upon us.