If You Skip These Movies Because You Don't Have Kids You Are Missing Out.

All I got to say is fuck that house for giving Mirabel the shaft.

Overwatch Quick Play

I only play Overwatch on Quick Play. Here’s why:

1. Ranked wait times are unacceptable. I have 30 minutes to play, I’m not spending 10 of those in lobbies. 

2. Ranked in-game drop rates are way too high. Nothing worse than waiting 5 minutes for a game and then it being cancelled 1 minute in. 

3. I can’t figure out how to get voice chat to work in my office. I guess the router is too far away. 

How do you play? 

On minimalism...

Spiderman: No Way Home

This is perhaps the most convoluted attempt at a pure fan service curtain call I have ever witnessed. We could’ve skipped this entire thing and gone straight into Symbiote Spidey and his Venom saga were in not for old men in suits. 

Grimes will not date "mere mortals".

I would like to commission an acrylic ant farm toilet.

Agreed but as I'm currently in Hawaii the effect is in reverse overdrive as I'm worshipping the fucking ghost rocks here.

h so there’s an inside joke around the western states (esp between the West Coast Trio) the further east you go the more likely you get possessed since the Eastern states kind of radiate… some off vibe. Note necessarily bad vibes, but there’s some sort of Eerie Haunted Flair they get when travelling east. Like there’s Stressed And Angry revolutionary soldiers all spitefully lounging around the area to rub it into people’s faces. They’re not really wrong in this assumption, either, because there’s some sort of collective fascination for the supernatural among some of the Eastern states, mostly near the coast. Not everyone obviously - I don’t think New York would pay too much mind to that. Then there’s some other states who are incredibly into that stuff (see; Connecticut. I’ll get into that some other day) and then there’s Pennsylvania who straight-up sees ghosts, or to others he claims to be able to do so.

It baffles so many of the West states because they’re not super Ghost savvy so if someone like Oregon went over there one day he’d be absolute fucking baffled to see someone like Delaware casually mentioning that he’s spoken with an apparition of a dead girl before and he’d speak of her like she was some sort of highschool friend he caught up with.

Tumblr is a respite from the proliferation of TikToks into all other social platforms. Sweet silence.

Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?

The people that see JRR Tolkien's orcs as racist are projecting their own sentiments. I think Stewart takes this in a similar direction.