The Mighty Alien Race Comes To The Human Leaders, Pledging Their Unconditional Surrender, And Even Offering

Any more oxymorons?

Only choice

Civil war

Definite possibility

Grow smaller

Random order

Old news

True fiction

Virtual reality

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Original copies

Pretty ugly

Fully empty

That post about 30 year old coming of age stories?

I’ve been thinking about it all morning. What would the plot points be for that? What makes a 30 year old coming of age story?

Old folks sound off in the comments

“I’m sorry, but due to inflation, you only get 2.5 wishes”

This made me smile

I hope the tiny watermelon growing on a patch of dirt on the sidewalk outside my local CVS is having a good day

I'm 90% white like the government and society considered me white and nobody treats me like a Native American (fortunately) but I'm not a Nazi or anything of the kind. Would you be willing to have someone not Brown joining and listening in? I would be interested in coming to a greater understanding of the unique challenges of writers with different colors of skin then my own

most people that will see this know this already, but here we go.

i joined a writers group that ended up being full of racism and nazi imagery. so I decided to make a writers of color discord server, as a safe community for all non-white writers.

anyone who is a writer and non-white can join, no restrictions.

if this expires and you want to join, just dm me and I’ll share a new link!

I like the look of it.

A slightly spookier revision of yesterday's ship in poster form. Bone white, pitted metal, and copper is a better look for a necromantic spacecraft.

you’re not the dumbest person I know.

But you better hope he doesn’t die.

group of adventurers breaking into your standard booby-trapped ancient forbidden temple/labyrinth/tomb/whatsit--accompanied by a UNESCO World Heritage archeologist whose only professional concern is site preservation

Thanks for letting us know. I never understood what they thought Tumblr live was going to be.

has this one been done yet