Pirating Movies By Seeing Them In Tumblr Gifs And Basing My Own Story Around Them

Edwin my king!!

His name is Edwin

The Blights + Onion/Reductress headlines

What's your favorite shark?

Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.

It's all bbno$ sonic cosplay this, bbno$ sonic cosplay that, what about that time bdg said he was going to spray paint himself blue and cosplay shitty cgi sonic from before the first movie came out? We need to go back to our roots ppl!!

A funky pair of socks with sharks on them

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

I have officially peaked as a human being

The duality of Jonathan Sims artists

Elias Bouchard the ultimate diva

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

I know being visible is hard right now, and you’re no less valid for having to hide. Deep down, know that this is your day too. I love you x