Glenncloseisadilf - Ough

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

xB: (gasps) Is that a baby? Are you a wee wittle babby? (Gasps) (In a voice like speaking to a baby) Oh my god! Look at you! Aw, you’re the cutest. Yeah, you’re so cute. Where’s your mommy? Is that your mommy? Hm? Am I your mommy? Am I your mommy? Look at you so cute! Ittle wittle baby! It a wittle baby. (Normal voice) Shut up. You’re an adult. (Baby voice) Is a wittle babby. (giggles) (normal voice) Ah, it’s so good. 

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

(Sound on)

A Bunnet of Plums 🐇🌸

au where everyone becomes their pfp go

You *claim* glenn close is a dilf... and yet all i hear about is how down bad you are for docm77 🤨

Hey now, I can't enjoy the view? Glenn would approve, he knows whats up 😎

i've been spending too much time around my friends because i nearly called my breakfast "the wonderful slop" in front of my father

also get a blog photo my guy

Nuh uh

I've realised a very important part of how I make friends irl is by gifting acquaintances little trinkets until they like me, and therefore I dont know how I to make internet friends.