Glenncloseisadilf - Ough

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Toy Soldier’s joints give out, it falls to the floor then cheerfully announces “Floor Time!”

This happened- trust me, I was the floor.

-☕️

pfff- yep.

i dont think ive ever decided so quickly to draw something

au where everyone becomes their pfp go

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

i cant do this anymore 😭😭

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

xB: (gasps) Is that a baby? Are you a wee wittle babby? (Gasps) (In a voice like speaking to a baby) Oh my god! Look at you! Aw, you’re the cutest. Yeah, you’re so cute. Where’s your mommy? Is that your mommy? Hm? Am I your mommy? Am I your mommy? Look at you so cute! Ittle wittle baby! It a wittle baby. (Normal voice) Shut up. You’re an adult. (Baby voice) Is a wittle babby. (giggles) (normal voice) Ah, it’s so good. 

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god