Guys. Guys I Just Had A Fucking Vision Of The Next Tumblr Meme

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

i really think wlw lucathy should be a thing :')

【A3! Translation】 White Day 2022 (Home Lines)

SPRING TROUPE 🌸

Sakuya: “I made a bouquet out of origami. I’d be happy if you accepted it along with the sweets I gave you in return.”

Masumi: “It’s a thank you cake… Omi taught me. I made it with all of my love for you, so eat it.”

Tsuzuru: “Since it’s White Day, I made some fried rice using lots of spices as a gift. It tastes good, trust me.”

Itaru: “This is Director-san’s usual exclusive return gift… It’s tickets to that play you wanted to see. Wanna go with me?”

Citron: “Oh-! So much sweet shrimp sushi! Is this thanks for Valentine’s? Thank you, Director.”

Chikage: “For your return gift, why don’t we go to a curry shop tonight? My treat, of course.”

SUMMER TROUPE ☀️

Tenma: “This is thanks for last month. Director, you drink alcohol quite a bit, right? ….Because, I made you some fresh rum chocolate.”

Yuki: “I’m giving you this. I saw some sewing patterns that would suit you, so I made them. Use them if you want.”

Muku: “I found some macarons with a gentle flavor, like Director-san. Please take them if you’d like.”

Misumi: “As a thank you for last month, I’m giving you these beautiful triangles! Kazu said you can wear them on your ears~!”

Kazunari: “Alrighty, here ya go. I made sure to pack all my LOVE for Director-chan into it, it’s grown since last year ♪”

Kumon: “Here, your return gift! I figured you’d love these cupcakes since they’re so cute.”

AUTUMN TROUPE 🍂

Banri: “Your return gift, some crepe suzettes with orange sauce. Aren’t they delicious?”

Juza: “My return gift for last month, please take it. This is my favorite candy right now. I wanted Director to try it too.”

Taichi: “My Valentine’s day return gift! Madeleines…. Wait, are you looking up the significance of madeleines now!?”*

Omi: “Thank you, and here’s my return gift. Haha, I knew we’d be exchanging gifts again… I’m looking forward to next year’s.”

Sakyo: “…You still don’t get it, do you. I’m going to tell you exactly how I feel. Just take your time.”

Azami: “Here, my return gift for last month. It’s called kohaku-kan. It looks really beautiful, I think you’ll enjoy it.”*

*there’s a french saying that associates madeleine cakes with fond memories.

*japanese sweet, basically amber-colored jelly made with brown sugar

WINTER TROUPE ❄️

Tsumugi: “Thank you for the return gift. Actually, I prepared a cupcake for you, too… Will you accept it?”

Tasuku: “What’s this…? Oh, right, today’s White Day. Thanks. ….Should I give you something in return?”

Hisoka: “Is this marshmallow bavarois..? I’m pleased to see it even has marshmallows on top. Thank you.”

Homare: “This is… your return gift. Thank you, Director-kun. In return, I shall brew you the most wonderfully delicious cup of tea.”

Azuma: “Thank you for the return gift. Is this… marron glacé? These would go well with wine. Would you like to share them?”*

Guy: “Thank you, I’ll treasure this. I should give you something in return… How about we go somewhere or on our next day off?”

*candied chestnuts

BACKSTAGE CREW 🎬

Matsukawa: “Hm hm hm… ♪ D-Director!? I’m still working on my thank-you-for-the-chocolate song, so please wait!”

Tetsuro: “This is… my return gift… for this year…. You… like it…? ….I’m glad….”

Akashi: “Here, my return gift… I like soft foods, so… I recommend these mini steamed buns.”

Rento: “Here ya go, my thanks for last month’s gift. I picked out this melon bread assortment myself. As for what to pair it with… it’s gotta be milk.”

Sakoda: “Thanks for all your hard work, Director-neesan! Here’s a little something in return, to show my appreciation for all your efforts!”

if i was a vampire i would say "i drinked you" after feeding

TROPE: "I became the villainess of a novel. Upon meeting all of the characters, I just don't care about the original male leads!"

MANHWAS:

• Beware the Villainess!

• Kill the Villainess

• The Villainess is Retiring

• Villainesses Have More Fun

• Master Villainess the Invincible!

• The Villainess's Maker