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gillian and david insisted on making out on camera so many times, i believe cc just had to go with it. no amount of resistance could have stopped them. the entire production team was foaming at the mouth to record it.

he couldn't fit jesus between them, so he made sure god couldn't see

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the x files was not meant to exist in the 2000's and it knew it

starting a theory the show is sentient and it committed suicide at the turn of the millennium which is why all the rest of the episodes were Like That bc it's soul was Dead

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we can’t even put babies in bags anymore..,..Because of woke. 😔

how to say "I love you" in x-files [143/?] ⤷ 2.13 — “Irresistible”

Things about Skinner that are always funny to me:

He is STACKED. That man is BUILT.

His willingness to throw hands on Mulder and Scully's behalf.

This is a pattern balding man with glasses who works a desk job. By stereotype alone he would not be a hunk. Walter Skinner is a hunk who at all times is in need of a yearlong vacation, several orgasms, and at least one bucket of margaritas.

The fact that somehow he has managed to stay at the FBI after all the shit he's done over the years. Walter. HOW.

He's savvy enough to do that, and if you watch episodes like 'Avatar' you realize he can do this only because he used up all of his intelligence points on everything that isn't emotional intelligence.

"Why'd you come here if you'd already made up your mind?" // "Because i knew you'd talk me out of it if i was making a mistake." // "I'll keep you in my prayers." // "Have the father say a few hail mulders for me, okay?"