Not To Sound Like An Unrepentant Filth Addled Slut But I Kinda Need Someone To Stroke My Hair

"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

I made this, please feel free to use

what the fuck why would anyone call it that

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

Never kill yourself.

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

What, that’s so sad :(

Idk if I've posted about it before, but I feel really bad for silk moths specifically. They don't exist in the wild because they've been bred for thousands of years to not fly. Poor things

soup

Hmmmm, I will have to ponder on this one