Every trans woman is forced to become an expert on recognizing and dismantling fascist propaganda just to fucking survive
@moth-fanatic all I see is moths now
[Day 91]
-Clown Face Moth-
Idalus herois
-Boisduval’s Urania Moth-
Urania boisduvalii
-Mother Of Pearl Moth-
Patania ruralis
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
How do you like. Pick what type of animal girl you are??? It seems like a complicated question. There's so many puppygirls and catgirls, but theres so many animals to pick from. Where are the octopus girls, the vulture girls, anteater girls, or ibex girls?? Where's the representation? The ecosystem is all fucked up. Any expert able to explain it to me??
Things aren't great, and I'm a bundle of anxiety myself. But please keep hanging in there, ok?
Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up