Alright Trans Ppl We're Returning To The Fucking Sea Until Shit Gets Better Lets Go Everyone

CRYING OVER DICK.

Do you know what I need right now?

Cuddles and someone to stroke my hair

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

My journey thru my kid’s Paw Patrol phase via posts from my Bluesky account.

I liked this and then tumblr crashed

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

The irony of the “Jesus loves everyone” account being anti lgbt

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I would do anything for $21