Blowjob? More Like Nojob! #unemployed

Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

I sometimes get little flakes of granite in mine 🥰

Adds a little crunch to my drink 😋

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

Coin Bug Crackers

this cut made me WHEEZE. what are they doing.

every day you wake up and there's new trans girls in the world. they just realized a little bit ago. isn't that wonderful?

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.