Hellooo

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

straight people shut up challenge

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

Pipe expanding machine

Dying of the plague *cough* I fear I may not make it to see the morn *cough*

Pray for me

Fight or Flight

(Rotting birb collection)

I don’t understand how people think it’s so hard to get a girlfriend. It’s easy, all you need to do is find a tgirl, call her cute, and then boom she has a crush on you. Ask her out and I can promise you she’ll be moaning your name by the end of the night

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

i fear i may have lost the plot

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.