Horrid Little Cat Saved Me From My Devil's Nap By Putting Her Paw Directly Into My Mouth

i am a perfectly nonchalant person. except on days where i crave love. then i choke up and go insane and begin howling at the moon

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

CAN'T STAND THESE GAY OLD MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LYING PROFUSELY)

the human brain literally needs the color green (grass, leafs) to like self-calibrate and not go insane i sincerely believe this

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

God I love fanfic authors