I Was So Ready To Hate Adam But Plot Twist I Actually Love Adam So Much He’s My Favourite Little Guy

fighting micolash in bloodborne rn and honestly that guy can go fuck himself i hate him so much what a cheeky fucking bastard

i hate that i love these two assholes so much i have horrible taste in men 😭

IN MY DEFENCE THEY’VE MADE ME LAUGH AND GIGGLE OKAY

plus mammon jingles when he moves and i love that so much and adam plays guitar like come on 🙄💗

okay so i’ve been playing the elden ring dlc and all i gotta say is

i would like to give him a kiss on the forehead please and thank you

i think i’m in love :((

i haven’t even met corazon in the anime yet because i’m still only on skypiea but man, love at first sight is real bro 😭

i love him your honour

omg when i showed my dad aba and paracelsus he immediately was just like “oh god another thing for you to fixate on for like a month, can’t wait to hear literally everything about it” aGsFGH HE REALLY JUST CALLED ME OUT LIKE THAT

but i mean look at them can you really blame me?

next up i gotta talk my boyfriends ear off about it lol

bro remembering to download the mercenaries for re4 remake was the best decision i ever fucking made because hUNK? EXCUSE ME??

he is T H E funnest character to play as and his character design? uGH i’ve always been obsessed over it

LIKE HES SO BADASS AAAAAAAA 🤧💗💞💕

as someone who can’t stop thinking about this goofy gorgeous man, all i can think about is that corazon would probably like

- to play rhythm games with you and enjoy the upbeat/cute songs

- listen to your favourite playlist with you and dance with you even though he’d definitely trip a lot but it would make for some good heartfelt laughs

- go on picnic dates with you

- try his best to bake you things like cookies and fresh bread despite causing a small fire here and there

- would let you wear his hat all day if you wanted to

- would probably also let you do his makeup and proudly wear it throughout his day

- definitely would insist that you two wear matching costumes for halloween

- he would probably love to have a cozy date where you two watch movies all night with popcorn (and maybe even some wine or champagne) while you paint each others nails

- and he probably very much enjoys the fact that he has to bend/crouch down to your height each time for a kiss and chuckles about it

the way i INSTANTLY fell in love with these two, literally bought the game today just for them hehe

this was definitely a huge help thank you so much man 😭🙏 i think after hours of playing yesterday my patience was gone and i was just running around recklessly so again thank you for the tips, definitely gonna be using them

dude i absolutely hate fishing hamlet in bloodborne these shamans are the worst uGH

pov: you’re shanks after seeing the cross guild poster and realizing crocodile is living your dream because you fumbled the bag