Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?

Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Gakushuu, crying: It's working.

Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?

Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.

Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!

Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.

Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.

Gakushuu: It was very deep.

Rio: Define “dream”.

Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Isogai: That’s too dark!

Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?

Gakuhou: Yes.

Gakushuu: So, then it's...

Gakuhou: All downhill from here.

Gakushuu: Like Rio.

Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.

Kayano: What’s it like being tall?

Kayano: Is it nice?

Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Nagisa: It was one time!

Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Gakushuu: Sex.

Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.

Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.

Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Irina: Food.

Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?

Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.

Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!

Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!

Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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