Love When Media Will Give A Character A Job That People Usually Structure Entire Shows/movies Around

It’s you!!!! You’re the one responsible for me losing sleep last night because I forced myself to read all of your Hilson collection!!!! You’re the worm in my brain making me reevaluate my real life over some old men!!! WHAT THE FUCK!

Also thank you I love you never change keep writing

Finally finished the scene in my Hilson fic that was giving me so many problems, which I have affectionately titled "Scary Immunology Intern attempts Wilson-style 'comforting the distressed person,' 14 dead, 36 injured."

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME

Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it

Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!

Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse

11k words, one chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467

Ok ok so yes angst that builds over the course of the narrative and ends with A and B fucking absolutely NASTY is fun and all but consider:

The arc *starts* with A and B fucking nasty once or maybe even a few times (because what else would be a better inciting incident?) and it catches the reader off guard bc isn’t this supposed to be angst? What’s the plot? Is this just self indulgent smut (which is still fine but not what the reader was expecting)

Bc A is happy about it, thrilled even. Feelings have been acted on, things are looking up…even tho they went from 0 to 100 with B it feels normal.

B on the other hand, is a disaster. Repression with a side of pride and a dash of comphet for good measure. It wasn’t until they were literally in bed with A (or a closet, or the back seat of a car) that they even considered A to be an option. At least consciously.

THATS where you get the angst, babie! The angst and the new build up comes in the same way. Arguing, distance, confusion, manipulation…but instead of it being “will they, won’t they” it’s “will they ever again” which is just so DELICIOUS!!!!

Like every time their fingers brush or there’s lingering eye contact or an absentminded comment is made it is colored even worse because THEY’VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING! SOMETHING HAS ALREADY HAPPENED! A and B both know there’s something there because they broke the bed (or the closet door, or the car seat) so of course they wouldn’t be rejected…right?

And of course after thousands upon thousands of words of angst and slow burn and self destructive behavior they fuck nasty AGAIN but they don’t pull away from each other after

Fic over! Boom! Done! Give me your wallet!

its OK 2 B Ugly AF & get no Game

get your life together gayboy

I find your post to be kinda silly mate. Might wanna…rethink that…before I……..

You know waht? Forget it 🙅🙅🙅

Queerbaiting also implies author intention and as I’ve said time and time again: nobody writes queer rep like authors that have no intention of doing so and are actually a little homophobic about the implications

i see a lot of people call hilson queerbait and i dont entirely disagree but…i also dont entirely agree either? yknow? like i think theres a LOT of subtext and implications to the point where its kinda just up for interpretation on what their relationship is like and whether its purely platonic, romantic, or even just some Secret Third Thing.

I think the show makes it abundantly clear, however, that its more than just a friendship. not that it means in necessarily romantic or anything, but it still runs deeper than like, the average perception of two friends. if that makes any sense.

overall idk i think calling hilson queerbait straight up is just Not entirely true and kind of undermines their relationship.

in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas