All the ways Colin Bridgerton pissed me off in Part 1
Offering to help her find a husband. I hate this plot! It's stupid and is not Colin. Reiterating just how unromantically he sees her! Just. Friends. Just. Friends. WE GET IT!
Asking Penelope to flirt with other men in front of him. Ugh. Ew. What's the opposite of jealous? How is this man the opposite of jealous? Colin..Bridgerton...the opposite of jealous?? Let me remind you book Colin got jealous at an imaginary man he concocted in his own head unprovoked.
The market lesson & the drawing room lesson, because, again, it's just reiterating how not jealous he is and how okay he is with Penelope being with other men! just NO.
The way he pulled away from Pen when she was wrapping his hand. NO NO NO NO. In the book, Penelope is the one that is so preoccupied wrapping his hand and caring for him she doesn't even notice the man is drooling over her and wants to extend his time with her. The show, by having Colin pull away & cutting their time short, puts the ball back in Pen's court which is dumb, narratively.
The way he so dismissively says "no!" when Eloise asks if Penelope seeks a husband in him. Like he didn't have to be so flippant about it! I wish he was more shy & embarrassed with the question than so dismissive! It was lowkey rude.
The entire Constellation Ball - offering her up to Lord Basilion, then trying to find another man when that didn't work out. Then saying "excellent!" when Penelope told him Lord Remington was going to call on her. Excellent, Colin? Really?
The jealousy scenes didn't have enough oomf & not nearly enough anger and agitation - he wasn't following it up with any action. It would have been nice to see him interfere more. Especially the confectionary scene.
Things i liked:
I liked how he was following Penelope around the market like a puppy. That was very cute! Very Colin!
2. I love how he makes this expression when he kisses her in the garden, like he's shocked by how much he's enjoying it and he's relishing her taste. That was good!
3. I liked how he enjoyed watching Pen get off on his fingers. That's a good lover right there and very Colin!
4. Colin's arc being that he doesn't have to pretend to be a debonair cavalier playboy to try and fit anymore! I LOVED that! See, that's bringing new fresh ideas to the table that are relevant and awesome, and captures the spirit of the character for SHOW Colin! bravo to whoever thought of that! Bring back olive pun Colin!!
she looks so good
Ahsoka action shots from the trailer
Pen: Love me, hold me, kiss me, look at me!
Colin: just stands there like a dumbass and makes up a stupid excuse about not knowing why he will reject her pleas
this is NOT Colin Bridgerton - this is a usurper that has taken control of his on-screen body and exists to fuck things up #notmycolin
Penelope standing all alone at her wedding breakfast because her husband is ignoring her. It's so noticeable that her mother has to come and accompany her, it looks that bad.
Show!Colin you are trashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and Pen deserves better ffs
i just brought Ahsoka (my wife) a cup of caf from the ship's kitchenette and she said thanks sweetie :)
the fact that Colin is just itching to be away from her one day, and then just lets Pen leave without him (going to the same location) the next day...this show! Colin is so stupid.
Not even the Duke allowed his wife to leave alone. He too, like Colin, had every right to be angry with his wife, but that didn't stop from him from maintaining honor, dignity of their marriage, wanting to be with her and protect her. A good strong man!
I just need to acknowledge how terrible it is how much Colin abandons her and leaves his wife all alone at times on conflict/when things are hard. This isn't how you handle conflict healthily. It makes Colin look so weak, so blah, so boring, so bland, so LIMP. It's so not Colin! And we're supposed to believe he's in love her -sigh- why did the writers do something like this??
saber diamonds
So much like your father...