Bitch This Is All You’re Gonna Get. This Life, This Face, This Body. You Better Not ‘maybe In Another

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

I wanna talk about the weird Holly Black Vampire Pandemic Book, please. Can I please just talk about the road trip with vampires and a weirdo guy, please? He was such a little weirdo and they tried to put him in skinny hot boy jeans and he was still so deeply freaky, I loved it. 

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse