Storytime: My Brother Dave Used To Manage A Little Ceasars, And He Hated It. So When My Mom Asked Him

Storytime: My Brother Dave Used To Manage A Little Ceasars, And He Hated It. So When My Mom Asked Him

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

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3 months ago
To Reiterate:

To reiterate:

Trump's transphobic Executive Orders regarding healthcare and Federal documents are currently unenforceable and are not current actionable policy of the Federal government.

Do not despair.

Do not panic.

And most importantly: do not comply in advance.

Staying alive is a radical act as a trans person in Trump's America.

3 months ago

reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

1 year ago
Feminism

Feminism

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Hey It’s Me

Hey it’s me

1 year ago

make bad art or you will always feel bad about your art. Make bad art until you find joy in the crooked lines and the off colours. Make bad art because art is about expression and artwork is never ugly because it was made by someone who has lived a life no one else will ever live. Make bad art and find love through ugly. Make bad art so you make art at all. Make bad art.

3 months ago

hey comrade. i saw you making fun of that 60-year-old Trump supporter crying online because she's losing her house. that was so based, bro. it's so refreshing to meet someone who gets it. usually i only encounter fake ass socialists online who spend all day blabbing bout "material conditions" or whatever, but i've been listening to you celebrate and dance to the sound of people's suffering and i've come to the conclusion that all of those commies were dead wrong about you being just as much of a heartless piece of shit as the average conservative. haha by the way did you see that painting of Trump and Elon having sex? they sure are gay, huh? the resistance is really alive and well, isn't it? we're really going to be okay :)

3 months ago
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