And If I Said Yukio Okumura…

thank u daddy yao 🙏

ok back to hiding for another few weeks

“Don’t care, thank for getting the milk.” I say, taking the milk from him. “I need to bake cakes and probably other things because someone told me I can’t bake in one day.” My dad look at me and say, “Might well prove that dickhead wrong.”

You cannot believe your eyes. "…D-Dad?!" The man who vanished from your life sixteen years ago, the man who just spontaneously popped into existence in your kitchen clutching, of all things a large crate of milk and a glowing sword, stares at you nervously. "OK, first of all, I can explain…

the suffering never ends

Honestly the most chillest dude x unhinged insane person is my most all time favorite, I live for the comedy of it

perfectly normal and healthy relationship

I can't add a video in reblogs. Blasphemy.

Good Brain: Actually, I have really fun ideas that people seem to really like, and I definitely have enough talent to show them off in the way I want! :D

Bad Brain: Yeah but consider, instead of doing that--You just scroll and watch stuff for hours to drown out the background noise of Worse Brain

Worse Brain: O̶̼̿n̸̮͌ĝ̷̳ọ̶̅ḯ̶̤n̵̛͙g̵̗̐ ̸̩̒Ạ̸̀n̵̤̑ẍ̶͇́i̶͖̎e̶̺̅t̴͖̽ÿ̶͓́ ̵̱̈́O̷̗͆ṿ̶̃ẻ̵̺r̴̛͍ ̵̻̽F̴̣̒a̶̅͜m̸͖̆i̶̼͛l̴̰̾ẙ̵̧ ̶̦͑T̶̹̆ẖ̶̔ë̷̡́ ̸̻̐Ṡ̷͎t̷̙̿a̶̩̚t̴̞̍e̸̺͛ ̴̯͂O̷̲͝f̵̘̔ ̶̮̀T̵̳͆h̷͇̃e̶̲͊ ̵͓̿W̸̳͠o̵̰̍r̵̢̿l̴͕̑d̷̳̏ ̸̤̏A̷̝͛n̶͎͠d̶̘̄ ̴̟͐T̶͖̊ḧ̸̪́e̸̩̋ ̶͖̑I̸̗̒n̷͔̿e̸͇̍ś̸͖c̶͎̽a̵̦͌p̸̦̿ä̸͇b̶̝͠l̷̫̈e̷̥͛ ̶̲̇G̶̯͠r̶̰̊ï̶̗p̷̙̅ ̶̨͌O̸̾͜f̶̲̃ ̵͎̌M̵͍̿ȍ̷̟r̷̨̓t̸̡͋a̴̤͠l̷̞̿i̸͖͑t̸̜͂y̸̳͌ ̶̣̄

Annoyingly Responsible Brain: Also, you need to focus on getting a job

GIL LEGUME, son of gaston legume

and if i said yukio okumura…

You asked, “why I think that a great wish!” The genie stares at you and sigh, looking at their hand. They say to you hauntingly, “Because you will regret it like how I regret it….And there no coming back.”

A common rule among Genies is that you may not wish for more wishes. However, thinking you found a loophole, you instead wish that you had the Genie’s power. The genie laughs in your face and blatantly says, “No, you don’t,” and for the first time, you notice the immense pain in their eyes.