I Just Want To Squeeze Him

Proof that Paul is only ever one wolf-whistle away from making it gay

Paul McCartney on Parkinson, 3rd December 1999

Ringo Starr and George Harrison (photo from Ringo Starr's private collection)

"...the song called "Boys" which is kinda weird, you know, "I'm talking about boys." We never thought about boys, girls, it doesn't matter, it's just a good song, you know! We never realized that guy's singing about boys had implications, you know! What the hell, it doesn't matter, it's just a good song"

HE'S SO FUNNY.

"I know I'll often stop and think about them,"

Happy McLennon Day <3 Here's to 67 years of the greatest musical duo to ever walk the Earth

Paris, 1964 📸 Harry Benson

Anyway

paul just being like "yeah haha i'm not jealous at all i couldn't be jealous on account of me being a man but i mean john did fall out of love with me and into love with yoko isn't that great that's wonderful i love love i love yoko i love their love soso so much. if i were a girl i'd rip them both apart with my bare hands like a chimpanzee but since i'm a man i think it's super cool and i'm super cool about it too"

funniest paul interview ever

yeaaa idk if im gonna finish this but here’s a storyboard of that silent hill 2 audio because it fits so well with the Paul is dead theory 🔥