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hi this is how I imagine this scene, thank u haley for giving your vampires functional tear ducts

anyways read unconditionally and irrevocably by @sokkadyke

as somebody who's never seen sands of time before, this was awesome!

if you think about it, fizzy water is just spicy water

look at these pretty candles i got!!!

they look so pretty!!!

they even smell through the package!

and they smell nice!!!

i love them!!!

holding a coin on your nose feels weird

what is the treatment for people who haven't watched a widely known, long standing, masterpiece of a show?

Cool Tip

If you are like me and always need to be working on something to keep your anxiety under control, during this quarentine why not helping scientists by looking at pictures of some neat penguins? or even galaxies?  There’s this site call Zooniverse, where you can help on scientific projects by analyzing pictures and data!  Right now my favorite project has returned, called Penguin Watch (where yeah, you get to watch penguins, it’s amazing)

you basically have to analyse photos looking for penguins, their chicks, eggs or even predators and human interaction But there are lots of interesting projects you can help in areas such as biology, physics, history or even art: 

Oh and the best part, some institutions even accept it as volunteering/service hour requirements for graduation and scholarships!! It’s helping me a lot during this time, so I thought it was worth sharing 

it's 5 pm but i'm sleepy, what is this sorcery?

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Jokes that will never stop being funny

“I’m a slut for [insert very non-nsfw interest]

“Me? [Something stupid usually]? More likely than you think”

“I will eat your [kneecaps, elbows, etc..]”

“Fellas, is it gay to [something that is blatantly gay]”

That “WHEEZE” picture lmao I die every time

*slaps knee*

The fucking “That’s rough buddy” GIF from A:tla