you, broke: I did a ton of research on geography and climate to design an extremely accurate and highly realistic fantasy map
me, woke: In this fantasy universe I wrote the sun actually does revolve around the earth even though that makes no sense, because I thought it sounded cool
the hair bleaching was a success!
"what the hell, we're on the way"
(sales - renee)
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?
because
they’re
great
when you start wearing cargo shorts and don't mind it is when you should start questioning your life choices
problem is, i had no idea we even had them, so i have no idea where they might be
i found out we have fire cubes somewhere at home and i want them
godamit, puki
Icy cold containers of crystalline chroma
when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’
if i die, i want my bones to be used as flower food
ep2 of Harley Quinn, I love these characters
a big ass mood