Yeah, But It's Fun To Do It To Someone

am i finally gonna watch haikyuu just cuz i saw a damn good edit?

you bet your ass i am

i just accidentally stabbed my eye, doing a weird hand dance to a billie eilish song

so i have these two moods right?

one where i want to murder anything

and one where i can do no harm to none

i chose to be nice or i'd murder

excuse me, but what the fuck are mens bathrooms?

hey! i just found out rose petals are excellent for faking bruises!!!

you just mush one against your skin and once it's coloured, take what's left of the petal off!!!!!

Farm boi!ryan: do you believe in aliens?

Agent!Shane: I think it's more important for aliens to believe in themselves

sun and moon

original story test

part one

enter: the moon princess

into a room walked a teenaged girl with long, bright white hair. her posture was straight and her clothing was regal. her face said nothing. but her most prominent feature?

her most prominent feature were her stark black eyes, there was no other colour but black. her gaze was terrifying and untraceable. the deep black pulled you into cold depths that will never release you, it felt.

"guard, leave us." she commanded the guard stationed by the only entrance and exit to the room and the woman didn't hesitate to follow instructions.

the room was one that held a visitor, his name, alrec.

alrec was a teen with plain looks, brown hair and brown eyes.

"what is the purpose of this urgent visit of yours?" the princess asked, her tone blank.

the other teen immediately lit up, "riri, it's been so long!!!" he cheered.

the white haired girl's blank expression melted into a softer one, "reccie, your message sounded bad." her voice was a concerned one.

"it is terrible, my dear riri, i have not laid eyes upon you, my dearest friend in eons, what a travesty!" alrec dramatised.

the princess laughed, "reccie, you're terrible!" she joked.

"ririiiiiiiiii." alrec complained.

the black eyed princess shook her head with a smile, "my name's undina, use it sometime."

the brunette boy pouted, "riri, you meanie."

undina placed her hands on her hips, "i'm only telling you to adress me by my name! you know it ties i-"

"-into our historical culture of the moon moving the tides of the seas of the earth, i know, riri." alrec finished, knowing the speach from previous mischiefs.

"hey, riri, let's go out, let's have fun!" alrec immediately suggested his new idea.

undina hesitated, she hadn't seen alrec in months, but she was the princess still, "let's!" she agreed.

"i just have to change clothes, promise i'll be right back!" and with a wink the princess was out again.

Zukka au where Zuko works at his uncle’s bakery, The Jasmine Dragon. He helps with everything, but he’s best at cake decorating. 

As the bakery gets popular, Iroh needs more help, so he hires Sokka to do miscellaneous tasks that need done. 

Now, while Zuko may be amazing at cake decorating, he’s also very slow because he has to get everything perfect. This wasn’t a problem before, but now that the bakery is more popular, he’s having a hard time getting all the orders done on time. 

So, Iroh sends Sokka to help speed up Zuko’s cake decorating. 

Turns out, Sokka sucks at cake decorating, but that’s where they need the most help, so Iroh keeps him there, insisting he’ll get better with practice. 

Zuko is irritated to say the least. He works best alone and in silence, and now he has a “helper” who won’t shut up and can’t even pipe a basic flower. He tries to get Iroh to move Sokka somewhere else because he isn’t even helping, but Iroh insists that if Zuko just tried to teach Sokka how to decorate, he’d actually be helpful instead of a burden. 

So, Zuko starts teaching Sokka how to decorate cakes. 

Zuko can’t take time out of his work day to teach Sokka because of all the orders he has to fill, so they start meeting up after work and on their days off. 

At first it’s painful, Zuko is still irritated that Sokka has to help him, but eventually they become friends. Sokka is a fast learner and picks up cake decorating relatively quickly, though he isn’t as precise as Zuko and likes to improvise his decorating, which drives Zuko, who meticulously plans his cakes, crazy. 

Over time, Zuko learns to be less anal about his decorating, and Sokka learns to be more precise and technical. Together, they make a great team, and not just at cake decorating. 

Sokka has had a crush on Zuko since pretty much when he began working at The Jasmine Dragon, and as Zuko got to know Sokka, he developed a crush on him. 

Sokka is hesitant to ask Zuko out because frankly, he doesn’t think the guy likes him; they’re just friends who work really well together. Zuko is afraid to ask Sokka out because even though he thinks Sokka is flirting with him, he’s not sure and doesn’t want to ruin their friendship or their cake decorating team.

Eventually, after seeing them dance around each other for a while, Iroh mentions to Sokka that he’s never seen his nephew work so well with anyone, let alone enjoy it, and that Zuko must really like him. 

Thanks to Iroh’s meddling, Sokka finally decides to ask Zuko out. 

He decorates a cake for Zuko, complete with his favorite flowers and designs (which Sokka knows because Zuko always gets a small, almost imperceptible smile on his face whenever he gets to pipe them). 

When he gives the cake to Zuko after their shift one day, Zuko is speechless. It’s the best cake Sokka has ever decorated, and it has all of his favorite design elements. Zuko obviously agrees to go out with him, and they start dating.

When Iroh eventually retires, Zuko and Sokka take over the bakery. Customers love hearing Zuko or Sokka (usually Sokka) tell the story of how, even though he didn’t know it at the time, it was in this very bakery that he met his future husband.