God Damn It, I Need A Job

just took the buzzfeed sailor moon quizes!

i have to admit, i do like both of them, tho i'm not very much like them 😅

small headcanons for shirou, cuz i couldn't write a oneshot for him

• shirou cares about people A LOT, i mean, the anime showed us this

• shirou has trouble reading people, like, a lot of trouble, we saw this with michiru, how he couldn't quite understand her, but neither did she get him

• as a partner, shirou would, of course, care a lot about his s/o, though i don't believe he'd be very mushy

• actually, shirou is quite stoic by nature, he just can't express emotions very well

• words are complicated, so he just says things straight out

• i strongly believe that shirou shows his care through actions more than words

• that's why shirou gets confused when someone says one thing but does something else

i'm sorry they're so short, my brain doesn't work at these hours very well 😅

the only theft worthy of a prison sentence is stealing somebody's fries

what if you dressed up as santa for halloween and anything else for christmas?

Zukka au where Zuko works at his uncle’s bakery, The Jasmine Dragon. He helps with everything, but he’s best at cake decorating. 

As the bakery gets popular, Iroh needs more help, so he hires Sokka to do miscellaneous tasks that need done. 

Now, while Zuko may be amazing at cake decorating, he’s also very slow because he has to get everything perfect. This wasn’t a problem before, but now that the bakery is more popular, he’s having a hard time getting all the orders done on time. 

So, Iroh sends Sokka to help speed up Zuko’s cake decorating. 

Turns out, Sokka sucks at cake decorating, but that’s where they need the most help, so Iroh keeps him there, insisting he’ll get better with practice. 

Zuko is irritated to say the least. He works best alone and in silence, and now he has a “helper” who won’t shut up and can’t even pipe a basic flower. He tries to get Iroh to move Sokka somewhere else because he isn’t even helping, but Iroh insists that if Zuko just tried to teach Sokka how to decorate, he’d actually be helpful instead of a burden. 

So, Zuko starts teaching Sokka how to decorate cakes. 

Zuko can’t take time out of his work day to teach Sokka because of all the orders he has to fill, so they start meeting up after work and on their days off. 

At first it’s painful, Zuko is still irritated that Sokka has to help him, but eventually they become friends. Sokka is a fast learner and picks up cake decorating relatively quickly, though he isn’t as precise as Zuko and likes to improvise his decorating, which drives Zuko, who meticulously plans his cakes, crazy. 

Over time, Zuko learns to be less anal about his decorating, and Sokka learns to be more precise and technical. Together, they make a great team, and not just at cake decorating. 

Sokka has had a crush on Zuko since pretty much when he began working at The Jasmine Dragon, and as Zuko got to know Sokka, he developed a crush on him. 

Sokka is hesitant to ask Zuko out because frankly, he doesn’t think the guy likes him; they’re just friends who work really well together. Zuko is afraid to ask Sokka out because even though he thinks Sokka is flirting with him, he’s not sure and doesn’t want to ruin their friendship or their cake decorating team.

Eventually, after seeing them dance around each other for a while, Iroh mentions to Sokka that he’s never seen his nephew work so well with anyone, let alone enjoy it, and that Zuko must really like him. 

Thanks to Iroh’s meddling, Sokka finally decides to ask Zuko out. 

He decorates a cake for Zuko, complete with his favorite flowers and designs (which Sokka knows because Zuko always gets a small, almost imperceptible smile on his face whenever he gets to pipe them). 

When he gives the cake to Zuko after their shift one day, Zuko is speechless. It’s the best cake Sokka has ever decorated, and it has all of his favorite design elements. Zuko obviously agrees to go out with him, and they start dating.

When Iroh eventually retires, Zuko and Sokka take over the bakery. Customers love hearing Zuko or Sokka (usually Sokka) tell the story of how, even though he didn’t know it at the time, it was in this very bakery that he met his future husband.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'LL EVERE SEE

This is so wholesome

william vangeance headcanons!

(with a lil' bit of julius)

• after meeting william, julius visited him every few weeks or so

• it quite a while for julius to make the mask for william.

• i mean, the man knew nothing of woodwork

• when william had received the mask, months after julius promised he'd think of something and took off, he was worried

• the mask didn't look like something he could pull off

• but his noble peers seemed to take well to it

• and william grew more confident with it

• it was like pretending to someone else

• no one could see his expression beneath the work of wood

• he could be anyone

• but he was himself

• he was a young cursed boy, growing up in a society where any blemishes and imperfections were horrible and disgraced

• he lived in a world where no one was perfect, but everyone had to pretend or they'd be ostricized and he knew it

• lucky for him, he knew kindness was still alive in this world, julius had shown him that

• and his secret friend was very nice too

• william had never spoken with the other person, but he knew they were kind

• even though william felt unfathomable ammounts of hate emanating from them

• william didn't hate anyone, feelings of anger never worked well with him

• he didn't know why, but such emotions just never appeared

• he was only dissapointed in the way humans treated one another

• so, he preferred animals over people

• songbirds becoming his favourite

• their songs were so lovely and calming

• there was no violence in quiet, wordless melodies

• when julius had decided to make him a captain of his own squad, william had been confused

• but, confusion was quite quickly taken over by happiness and determination

• a squad of his own gave william opportunity to change the world

• at least a tiny bit

• and that tiny bit was enough for william vangeance

i found out we have fire cubes somewhere at home and i want them