Frustration, A Poem Attempt By Me

i waaaaaant the fireeeeee

i found out we have fire cubes somewhere at home and i want them

i have a harry potter theory that "marauders" wasn't what james, peter, remus and sirius called themselves but 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳.

AND there is 𝘯𝘰 way that filch just happened to confiscate the map off them, no no. they 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 the map for future pranksters, because what the hell were they supposed to do with a map for a place they are not returning to.

of course, they might've called themselves the marauders too, but we have no proof they did, we only know that it's the name of the map, the map that guided them through pranks and would-be detentions.

thanks for coming to my ted talk! :D

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

i have no idea what these say, but im pretty sure the last one exploded someone's ass

i only listen to sacred choral music from the 13th century

[name × favourite colour + aesthetic] = aesthetic moodboard

sand tastes disgusting

i've seen a post comparing sparkling water to static (which, how dare you) but sand is the real taste of tv static

i want to own a sword, just to own a sword

Farm boi!ryan: do you believe in aliens?

Agent!Shane: I think it's more important for aliens to believe in themselves

i, uh, i set a needle on fire

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'LL EVERE SEE

This is so wholesome