Omg, Bang! By AJR Is So Awesome!

Bastille could do radioactive but imagine dragons couldn't do pompeii

godamit, puki

Icy cold containers of crystalline chroma

bottle of cats

i have a harry potter theory that "marauders" wasn't what james, peter, remus and sirius called themselves but 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳.

AND there is 𝘯𝘰 way that filch just happened to confiscate the map off them, no no. they 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 the map for future pranksters, because what the hell were they supposed to do with a map for a place they are not returning to.

of course, they might've called themselves the marauders too, but we have no proof they did, we only know that it's the name of the map, the map that guided them through pranks and would-be detentions.

thanks for coming to my ted talk! :D

and they were adults

jegulily date headcanons

regulus, lily and james having date competitions where they try to take the other two out on the most fun dates

lily has deffinitely taken them on a grocery shopping date at 3am (they totaly rode shopping carts through the store and parking lot)

james has taken them to a mcdonalds in 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 fancy dresses (lily wore a suit tho, with a tail-coat and they all looked 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵)

regulus took them to a museum, where they imitated some old paintings and marveled at exhibits and goofed around

lily took them through a car-wash where james stared through the car windows in absolute awe, while regulus watched everything with rapt curiousity (and lily watched them)

james got them dressed as ghosts with bedsheets and sunglasses and took them to a park (they might've scared some kids, but it wasn't too bad)

regulus 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 has set up a picnic date for them three, with some of their favourite foods (it was very sweet)

james took them frog catching once, they all got a bit muddy and it started raining but they all had a lot of fun (the very few frogs caught were released 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 quickly)

lily took them on a movie date to a drive-in theater (it was a horror movie and james was terrified, but reg and lily thought the movie was funny and comforted him)

regulus took them cliff-diving, james and lily were surprised because regulus' previous dates were much calmer, but they all enjoyed going, it was like an adventure

bonus

james proposes to lily and regulus whilst wearing a dinosaur costume, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 (remus, sirius and peter were backup dino-vocalists and sirius ran into the doorframe whilst leaving the room)

Farm boi!ryan: do you believe in aliens?

Agent!Shane: I think it's more important for aliens to believe in themselves

have y'all ever wanted to slap someone in the face with a rolled up thick blanket?

I love this so much

Solidarity