Ep9 S2 Miraculous Ladybug

william vangeance headcanons!

(with a lil' bit of julius)

• after meeting william, julius visited him every few weeks or so

• it quite a while for julius to make the mask for william.

• i mean, the man knew nothing of woodwork

• when william had received the mask, months after julius promised he'd think of something and took off, he was worried

• the mask didn't look like something he could pull off

• but his noble peers seemed to take well to it

• and william grew more confident with it

• it was like pretending to someone else

• no one could see his expression beneath the work of wood

• he could be anyone

• but he was himself

• he was a young cursed boy, growing up in a society where any blemishes and imperfections were horrible and disgraced

• he lived in a world where no one was perfect, but everyone had to pretend or they'd be ostricized and he knew it

• lucky for him, he knew kindness was still alive in this world, julius had shown him that

• and his secret friend was very nice too

• william had never spoken with the other person, but he knew they were kind

• even though william felt unfathomable ammounts of hate emanating from them

• william didn't hate anyone, feelings of anger never worked well with him

• he didn't know why, but such emotions just never appeared

• he was only dissapointed in the way humans treated one another

• so, he preferred animals over people

• songbirds becoming his favourite

• their songs were so lovely and calming

• there was no violence in quiet, wordless melodies

• when julius had decided to make him a captain of his own squad, william had been confused

• but, confusion was quite quickly taken over by happiness and determination

• a squad of his own gave william opportunity to change the world

• at least a tiny bit

• and that tiny bit was enough for william vangeance

I love this. this is me.

you have NO idea how badly I wish I'd been there, THE FUCK?!

"bring back the cult of dionysus" girl you can jsut say you'll go to a rager and get wasted

excuuuuuuuse mi princess, i have thrown many a rager and not one of them has ended in omophagy (unless u count my bday party that almost-accidentally became an orgy) are you implying an XL bottle of capriccio and some strobe lights is the same as a revelry of fawn-skinned maenads wielding thyrsus staffs?? are you saying i wove this ivy crown for nothing???? i think the FUCK not, post-quarantine SOMEONE’S gotta bring out the live snakes and streams of milk & honey and spoiler alert: it will Not be rupi fucking kuar

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

these kids

the prettiest bad bitch

guess my fave BAD BITCH + high school fana for that sweet self indulgent au where everybody’s happee

Important PSA

Don’t ever buy these for your dog

Today, I unfortunately had to put down my dog, Boomer. He was only 2 years old. Boomer, unfortunately ate something he wasn’t supposed to, and the damages he sustained were not something he could come back from. What they found in him were two smaller pieces of sharp plastic, and another larger piece that I recognized. It was the end of one of these toys, a toy that he loved greatly. When the plastic of this toy gets chewed it, it becomes significantly sharper, and I can’t tell you how many times in the past I’ve cursed like a sailor after stepping on one. It’s worse than a lego, and it once cut the bottom of my foot. So please. Don’t buy this toy for your dog, and if you have before, stop buying them and take awake any that you may still have. I can’t stomach the fact that something as simple as a toy supposedly MEANT for a dog could have potentially had a hand in something so devastating for both me, and my family.

this whole concept is fucking amazing and i absolutely love it

my ideal dream smp modern au is one where Tommy is the protagonist and the narrative acts like he’s the most important one but everyone else is CLEARLY more interesting and are constantly getting up to other stuff, but Tommy’s super oblivious

like it’s just tommy walking around doing the most boring stuff (going to school, doing his homework) and talking about everyone like theyre incredibly normal while they have poorly disguised secrets. Wilbur is a mermaid. technoblade is a magical girl. tubbo works as a mad scientist for the CIA. dream is fighting supernatural creatures at night. gnf is a Hannah Montana esque popstar. ranboo isn’t sure what he’s doing, but he’s definitely doing something.

and then they come hang out with Tommy and he’s like ‘Wilbur the most interesting thing about you is the fact that you can sing’ and then wilbur, who’s been a literal fish all day is like ‘yup that sounds right’

none of them can figure out if actually he knows or not. there’s a betting pool going on whether not he’s pretending in order to give them some semblance of normalcy. he isn’t, he just hasn’t noticed that somethings up

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

eat the money of the rich

stop bullying him for being rich