Oh, What If He Instilled The Fear Of Geese In Everyone, Just Sending His Minions At People?

how high is the probability i could pretend i don't exist AND have someone 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 it, i wonder

this whole concept is fucking amazing and i absolutely love it

my ideal dream smp modern au is one where Tommy is the protagonist and the narrative acts like he’s the most important one but everyone else is CLEARLY more interesting and are constantly getting up to other stuff, but Tommy’s super oblivious

like it’s just tommy walking around doing the most boring stuff (going to school, doing his homework) and talking about everyone like theyre incredibly normal while they have poorly disguised secrets. Wilbur is a mermaid. technoblade is a magical girl. tubbo works as a mad scientist for the CIA. dream is fighting supernatural creatures at night. gnf is a Hannah Montana esque popstar. ranboo isn’t sure what he’s doing, but he’s definitely doing something.

and then they come hang out with Tommy and he’s like ‘Wilbur the most interesting thing about you is the fact that you can sing’ and then wilbur, who’s been a literal fish all day is like ‘yup that sounds right’

none of them can figure out if actually he knows or not. there’s a betting pool going on whether not he’s pretending in order to give them some semblance of normalcy. he isn’t, he just hasn’t noticed that somethings up

puki, what's with the toilet thing? are you feeling ok? is someone holding you hostage and pointing a gun at your head? blink once for whichever answer you like

I’m a med student and recently, every night before my SOCA test I read your post out loud, just to absorb your chaotic confidence. So far I never failed my SOCA. Got a gold medal on regional neuropsychiatry olympiad with the same method. My future patients are on imminent danger.

You will not heal, you will rejuvenate

this somehow hurts me and i have no idea how

Seriously pukicho you fascinate me, how do you function?

I wake up, want food, think think think, work, think, make post, eats, game time, then music, then I wake up, and I get some breakfast, and then I wake up.

dolphins are bastards

Human (no more)

dream wore a mask, covering just around his eyes, his body draped in gold jewelry and off-white fabrics.

this was the desert biome, early ages, and he was just a human, traveling, discovering lands and making friends.

dream smiled as he walked past children, walking through the streets, sometimes quietly playing around.

dream wore a mask, made of cloth and hiding the lower half of his face, he was dressed in armour, scratched and banged up.

this was the plains biome, a little after the the early ages and he was only human, travelling lands and seeking thrills.

dream's face betrayed no emotion as he watched a war rage on.

dream wore no mask, his face uncovered, he was dressed in a shirt and pants, tattered.

this was a cave, very late early ages and he was just a trivial human living his life m, chasing adventure and glory.

dream wore an expression of awe, watching a round object on the ground as it spoke to him.

dream wore a mask, round and made of clay and hiding all of his face, he was wearing armour again, strong and sturdy.

this was middle ages, dream was human. fighting wars and battles, just to grow stronger.

dream's smile behind the mask was malicious, for only a moment.

dream wore a mask, a cruel and stoick smile drawn on it, his body hidden by netherite armour, the strongest you can get, a green hoodie and pants combo between his body and the armour.

this was modern times, dream wasn't human anymore, he'd given up on lying to himself after the first century.

now, dream watched a nation be blown up, a part of him hoping it's destruction would reunite his smp, another part - just gleeful at the havoc he caused.

this weird, i once had a concept idea for an black clover fanfic where my oc insert had dragon magic

I'm tired of hearing about shit magic, why not talk about a reasonable magic like dragon magic, much better than the other one

YESS. DRAGON MAGIC WOULD BE AWESOME!

imagine sirius monopolizing the "reg" nickname for regulus and absolutely 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 to let anyone else use it, but james really wants a nickname for regulus,

so he ropes lily into helping him brainstorm one

and after like a week, they come up with

🌠 archie 🌠

that's horrible!

heres some random updates so you can get a grasp on whats happening here in the philippines:

professors are urging their students to let them know if theyre not gonna come to class so theyll know that theyre still alive

parents are telling their kids not to come home late, or if they will, to take an uber even though its priced like 5x more

people are sharing constitutional rights on twitter, to teach everyone what to say to the popos just in case

nobody trusts the police anymore

police have a QUOTA of “drug addicts” they need to kill

almost 13k dead without due process, but chines drug lords and presidents son who were involved in a drug smuggling worth 6 billion are still walking free

all it takes is a facebook rumor to put you on the hit list

politicians who are criticizing the administration are being impeached

politicians who love the administration admit that their duty is to the president, NOT to the people

theres been talks in extending the presidents term

It literally feels like an unofficial dictatorship

please help us

the wish to spend all my money on plastic cups, so i can build a majestic tower, grows

stronger