I Was Supposed To Go To Sleep At A Good Time Today

a big ass mood

I love this so much

Solidarity

Jokes that will never stop being funny

“I’m a slut for [insert very non-nsfw interest]

“Me? [Something stupid usually]? More likely than you think”

“I will eat your [kneecaps, elbows, etc..]”

“Fellas, is it gay to [something that is blatantly gay]”

That “WHEEZE” picture lmao I die every time

*slaps knee*

The fucking “That’s rough buddy” GIF from A:tla

i'm crying, i just want the house all to myself so i can blast my music once in a blue moon

Human (no more)

dream wore a mask, covering just around his eyes, his body draped in gold jewelry and off-white fabrics.

this was the desert biome, early ages, and he was just a human, traveling, discovering lands and making friends.

dream smiled as he walked past children, walking through the streets, sometimes quietly playing around.

dream wore a mask, made of cloth and hiding the lower half of his face, he was dressed in armour, scratched and banged up.

this was the plains biome, a little after the the early ages and he was only human, travelling lands and seeking thrills.

dream's face betrayed no emotion as he watched a war rage on.

dream wore no mask, his face uncovered, he was dressed in a shirt and pants, tattered.

this was a cave, very late early ages and he was just a trivial human living his life m, chasing adventure and glory.

dream wore an expression of awe, watching a round object on the ground as it spoke to him.

dream wore a mask, round and made of clay and hiding all of his face, he was wearing armour again, strong and sturdy.

this was middle ages, dream was human. fighting wars and battles, just to grow stronger.

dream's smile behind the mask was malicious, for only a moment.

dream wore a mask, a cruel and stoick smile drawn on it, his body hidden by netherite armour, the strongest you can get, a green hoodie and pants combo between his body and the armour.

this was modern times, dream wasn't human anymore, he'd given up on lying to himself after the first century.

now, dream watched a nation be blown up, a part of him hoping it's destruction would reunite his smp, another part - just gleeful at the havoc he caused.

if you think about it, fizzy water is just spicy water

puki, what's with the toilet thing? are you feeling ok? is someone holding you hostage and pointing a gun at your head? blink once for whichever answer you like

I’m a med student and recently, every night before my SOCA test I read your post out loud, just to absorb your chaotic confidence. So far I never failed my SOCA. Got a gold medal on regional neuropsychiatry olympiad with the same method. My future patients are on imminent danger.

You will not heal, you will rejuvenate

Decided to post some old and new Fuegoleon thirst drawings I made! 

I just love Fuegoleon so much… TT

Last pic is a reference to my headcanon on Fuegoleon ;)