How I Felt Buying My House From Tom Nook.

he can't stand his ass

original by alison bechdel

Another fun thing I found out is that Timmy and Tommy, despite buying trash, refuse to buy Redd’s forged paintings which is commendable of them, refusing to support at all the guy who scammed their mentor out of all of his money when they were both business partners in the past but also fuck me I guess

@depression-pie​

i don’t usually acknowledge replies in my activity feed anymore since it’s a pain in the ass to respond to them but 

tom’s torso is higher up than redd’s is, placing where his neck would be higher up than where redd’s neck would be, his arms are higher than his legs are, either his torso is longer or his legs are longer, and other characters the same height as tom canonically refer to redd being short in wild world thus implying that he is meant to be seen as short in canon. so tell me with that in mind - if redd’s head were drawn proportionately the same size as tom’s head, or the two were depicted as humans where their heads would obviously be the same size who would be noticeably taller? hint: not redd. 

do not ever doubt me again

Tom mentioning a tent? Hmmm 🤔

animal crossing (nintendo gamecube)

e-reader cards that can be scanned for in-game playable NES system furniture items, featuring the games "ice climber" and "mario bros"

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

what animal crossing game did y'all play 😭😭

rhythm heaven fans and mii fans are holding hands and skipping in a field together right now. 2026 is the year of the true believers.

Tom Nook had a personal grudge against the fox from Spirit Of The North because he kept messing up the aesthetic of the mountain in his town by lighting the magic rune stones scattered around the mountain. He held a costume party on a train and told people to kill the fox if they found it. The fox was there, for some reason, and he was in disguise, dressed as a cat. When Tom Nook realised that the fox was there, he ordered everyone to chase after him, and the fox escaped by going down a giant stone slide until it fell down a well.

Redd thought a stylish look could help him seem more trustworthy