AGH I'm Glad You Like It

ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ "ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ" ʷʰᵒ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ⁽ᵗʰᵉ "ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ"⁾ ᴵ ᵇᵉᵗ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁽"ᵗᶦᵗˢ. ʰᵃʰᵃ"⁾ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ

So fun story about my roommate

so last semester, my new roommate, without consulting anyone else, put up these stupid wall stickers. and I had to live with em alllll year.

(ignore the tapestry, that's mine)

so, end of the school year starts coming up, we're gonna have to take the damn things down anyway. so I decide to have some fun with it.

on sunday, while roomie was away at work, I took the stickers off the wall and started cutting up the letters. and this was what she found when she came home.

this was just above the couch, the first thing you'd see upon walking in the door. and my favorite of all, in the corner where the couch met the wall:

the next day, while I was in class, she came home and saw it. and promptly began acting like I did not exist.

It was the greatest week I'd had since moving in.

but only a week. one day, I texted our collective roommate group chat that I was taking an online test, and that I'd need quiet for about 2 hours or so. and when I finished, I left my room to find bare walls where my art once was, and a ball of letters in the trash can.

so I fished it out. and left this.

but I wasn't done quite yet. I fished out a couple favorites and put them back up in my room (partly bc I had gotten a bit attached to nut,)

now, you might notice that "tit" has lost its "s". that s now serves a greater purpose:

forming the word "penis" that I hid on the wall behind the couch before I moved out.

suffice to say, that roommate hasn't talked to me since.

I will now not be accepting any marriage proposal from anyone unless it is presented in front of Shrek.

the scratchy red text kinda makes me wanna draw a cuttlefish on like a metal band style tee. is there a demand for this?

Eyy I’m in need of money so I’ll be opening commissions for a bit!

Commission Info:

No overly sexual, fetish-y, or generally NSFW requests, please! Blood and some gore is okay.

You can request any kind of character and/or species.

I will only accept payment through Paypal

I’ll start your commission as soon as I receive payment! I’ll link you to my Paypal once I get all the info for your commission.

I’m A-Okay with full refunds up until the commission is finished. If you’re unhappy with your commission, just tell me what’s wrong, and I can fix it.

Once the sketch is completed, I’ll send it to you for any changes you might want before I begin lining and coloring. (Doesn’t apply to sketch commissions)

For Art Commissions:

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Specific preferences (Pose, expression, mood, color palette, etc.)

For PMV Commissions:

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Song choice (Preferably a cut audio file)

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Prices (Also visible in the above image):

 Sketch:

$3 (Plus an additional $2 if you would like it colored)        

Head-shot:

Flat Color: $8                           Shaded: $10

Full-body:

Flat Color: $15                         Shaded: $18

20-Second PMV Commission:

$35 (Plus an additional $1 for each added second)

I literally love you too

Jared in the Lush Store for @outerspacearoace (lovely lyrics are all credited to @starlexie)

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i love my mc, quinn

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