Officer: “how Old Are You?”
Officer: “how old are you?”
Me, a person in a derealization episode who has no clue who I am, let alone my age: going to check my ID
The officer will now shoot me for reaching.
If you’re wondering how it is being a poc in America, this post should sum it up pretty well.
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Well, here's the link to it anyway:
Again, if you have any recommendations or whatever, feel free to let me know!
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Media starved daredevil fan, Shane and Ryan enthusiast, otherkin, and occasional ff writer! I also sometimes talk abt racism and American culture being weird :3
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