I Have A Love For Submissive Men But I Am Also Very Submissive So It Doesn’t Work Out Well :(

Holy shit his tattoos r so silly

He got severe case of chronic babygirl face with beefy arms 😌

What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-

born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

Learning how to drive is TERRIFYING holy shit

Normalize being weird bro. Literally nobody cares. If they do then that’s because they internalized the societal viewpoint that their real personality needs to be under lockdown. Every hot popular girl I’ve ever met no matter the age is either a geek about something that’s considered weird or smth considered normal. Get over it. “But I’m a therian” my brother in Christ so am I. I don’t even hide it. Fuck it, dog ears to school, who gives a fuck. Just be like a vaugely decent person and enough ppl will like you. If you’re a shit person idk eat shit and die slow

I’m so obsessed with this thankuuuu

How do you feel about the dragonfruit dragon from build a bear?

OH MY GOSH HE'S SO CUTE

Also I actually already own a dragon fruit dragon plush!!! It's from the brand squishable and it's so cute and round

Absolutely devastating to not be able to lick out of a mug. What the fuck

Hey Kade?? I love you??

Bro I need this cut so bad

Yes these are two different cuts but I can’t find EXACTLY what I want so

Internalized homophobia is so weird. You can be gay. Love it, gay people are great. Me tho? I need to be so straight that actual straight people question their straightness. “But you’re dating a girl” I KNOW THATS THE WEIRD PART. I can date my gf and be like “yay happy happy happy” and then I remember we r both girls (ok this isn’t entirely true but whatevsies) and I’m like OH GOD IM GAY and I have a crisis. What in the skibidi fucking rizzler from hell is going on here

The third post brings me such joy

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.