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It’s always this or improper use of (x), my personal favorite was improper use of a squirrel. Not because it was hot but because it was funny. My only introduction to furry smut ever. I think I read it somewhere reposted from a dildo website imma be real. The reader I believe was an actual bear or smth. Very funny tbh

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

Silly guys

The two ep is actually peak angry canine kin behavior im convinced

chat we found it. the holy grail Dick Grayson headcannons

~~Dick Grayson headcannons~~

•about 6’2-6’3 in height

•he’s shorter than Jason and Bruce

•adhd personified

•dyslexic

•the bluest freaking eyes ever

•his mother is Latina and his father is Romanian, so he speaks both Romanian and Spanish

•was raised to believe in God, never specified which religion, he was taught both Christianity and Catholicism

•sunshine boy

•the mother of every friend group

•he’s forever banned from the kitchen due to the pie incident (ask Alfred)

•can’t sit still for nothing

•this mf has no spine. He can bend any way and can do any sort of gymnastics

•more on the lean side than muscular

•he learned Arabic for Damian to make him feel more welcome

•wears his heart on his sleeve

•theater kid 100% he’s the most dramatic human ever

•loves animals

•absolutely terrified of spiders

•he screams then has someone else come kill it

•banned from drinking energy drinks/coffee bc the last thing he needs is to be more hyper

•the homework helper

•refers to anyone younger than him as a kid

•calls the others children

•dad jokes everywhere

•screams when he doesn’t win dress to impress

•gets noise complains all the time

•has been duct taped to the ceiling (*cough* Jason *cough*)

•Disney princess

•sings in the shower (more like screams)

•Damian’s new mother

•pop culture reference king

•loves Sabrina carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo

•dresses up for every holiday

•ABBA’s #1 fan

•forever hanging upside down from the chandelier (Alfred makes him dust while he’s up there)

•very expressive person

•strawberry cheesecake is his favorite desert

•makes friendship bracelets for the batfam (they don’t wear them but cherish them, don’t let dick know)

•titanic is his favorite movie, always cries during it

•everyone’s therapist

•the entire league can come to him with anything and he’ll be there with a box of tissues and chocolates

•stocks up on period supplies for the girls

•loves the Barbie movie

•wears pick bunny slippers around the manor

•snatched waist

•he’s a very pretty man

•indirectly cusses (ex: son of a biscuit, for shreks sake, you’re such a lint licker)

•always smiling

•looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill yoy but won’t because he’s too much of a cinnamon roll

•reads diary of a wimpy kid

•collects squish mellows

Lmk if I missed anything

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I’m a jack of all trades so imma say yes :3

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

canon

Guysssss I need it in my fucking blood right NEOW.

Four episodes. Three locations. Two doofuses. One hell of a season. Ghost Files premieres this Friday 4/18 on WatcherTV (5/16 on YouTube).

“Not enough Bob/sentry fics so I’m just gonna use chat gpt” hey friend 🩷 I’m a licensed a lot of things and I am interested in helping you w assisted suicide 🩷🩷