WARNING!!!!

Imagine: Vanya teaches Five how to play the Jaws theme on her violin. Every so often, he follows one of his siblings around the house playing it. He jumps around so each dun-uh comes from a different angle and freaks them out. He only gets caught because Vanya had to explain to Pogo why she was dying of laughter on the kitchen floor, and why Luther was having a mental breakdown and screaming, “GUYS, PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT CRAZY I’M LITERALLY BEGGING. WHERE IS IT COMING FROM!!”

He’s j chillin

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

Reblog if you are a Gay Mess™

My stupid brain clicked 1. Instead of 2.

You do what feels right for you and if that changes then so be it ❤️

Amoosed…

Anonymoose…

Christmoose…. 

Famoose…. 

Scare a moose! Scare a moose! Will you do the fandango!

I NEED MORE OF THESE!

#he’s trying his best

HOW TO DONATE TO BLM WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY! a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. turn off your adblocker and do not skip ads. between each time watch 3-5 other videos (mix it up) before restarting. this will ensure you aren’t marked as spam by youtube. don’t mute the video itself. and let. it. play.

donations will be dispersed among the following organizations:

1. brooklyn bail fund

2. minnesota freedom fund

3. atlanta action network

4. black visions collective

5. george floyd’s family gofundme

6. blacklivesmatter.com

7. reclaim the bloc

8. aclu

9. the bail project inc

10. chicago bond

PLUS MORE

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.