Sliding Scale Of Posts About Jesus Being A Carpenter Who Was Nailed To A Cross

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

A Tumblr post by @katabasiss reading "do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home" with tags reading "#omg found this in my drafts from nov but like. for real".
A tweet by @growing_daniel reading "Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar".
A Tumblr post by @mothtowers reading "jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board".

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3 years ago

alois is kinda a terrible person but i 💖💖💖💖

hes my fav 💖💖💖


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1 month ago

happy homestuck day to those who celebrate


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10 months ago

the worst part abt writing is the fact that i want so desperately to describe all their cute little outfits but it ALWAYS ENDS up sounding so ebony darkness dementia raven way


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4 years ago

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

11 months ago
Happy Mania Monday Everyone

happy mania monday everyone

3 weeks ago

guessing etho’s age 🤔

- smallishbeans s10 ep8 of hermitcraft

11 months ago

Batman fun fact! Did you know that Scarecrow’s toxin doesn’t always cause fear? Sometimes it does the opposite! In Detective Comics #571, he wields a variant that completely inhibits the biochemical fear response, preventing people from feeling any concern for themselves or using basic common sense. He runs a racket administering it to star athletes, who take huge risks and get badly injured. Then they’re willing to cough up a lot for an antidote. Batman and Robin - here Jason Todd - catch on, but Bruce is dosed with the reverse fear toxin; since his intelligence is his greatest strength, being too overconfident and reckless to think twice about anything makes him his own worst enemy.

This premise was adapted in the Batman: The Animated Series episode “Never Fear”. There we see that with no fear of losing his moral integrity, Bruce becomes cold and merciless to criminals. Robin - here Tim Drake - has to catch somebody he leaves to fall off a building, tie him up to stop him endangering himself and others and give him the antidote to prevent him murdering Scarecrow.

But in the comic book, Jason is kidnapped by Scarecrow. (He gets gassed, and hallucinates Bruce dying and telling him that it was his fault.) He isn’t around to keep Bruce in check as he goes to rescue him through a series of death traps that he can’t resist cutting it as close as possible in. So how does Bruce not go off the deep end? How does he not lose sight of what’s important? Not lose himself?

Because even a drug designed to shut down stress at the most fundamental level can’t overpower his true worst fear. The Dark Knight might feel fearless…

Batman Fun Fact! Did You Know That Scarecrow’s Toxin Doesn’t Always Cause Fear? Sometimes It Does
Batman Fun Fact! Did You Know That Scarecrow’s Toxin Doesn’t Always Cause Fear? Sometimes It Does

but a parent never is.

4 years ago

Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities and then it’ll be midnight and then it’ll be time for me to go to bed again just so I can wake up and be ever conscious of the passage of time and how meaningless it has become for another day and try to prevent myself from going insane again

Me Trying To Not Go Insane Realizing That It’s 4 Pm So Soon It Will Be Like 6 Pm And I’ll Have To
3 years ago

nico and leo are best friends actually

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