Im Not Even Kidding I Researched Oceanography Institutes And Their Distance To A (fake) Address In Berkley

im not even kidding i researched oceanography institutes and their distance to a (fake) address in berkley just for this post. am i insane? yes. do i care? no.

god i just want to kiss her so bad

i want her to kiss me on the way out of our shared apartment in berkley before she grabs her coffee and keys and walks out the door to her job at the uc berkeley oceanography institute. then at her lunch break, she texts me a photo of the lunch i packed her and a selfie of her doing kissy lips and saying "thank you for the lunch, my love" and i'll send her a selfie back and say "of course! love you! can't wait for our date tonight, you booked the dog sitter, right?" and she'll say "oh shit i forgot" and i'll say "babe im just kidding, the downstairs neighbors said they'd watch luna, remember?" and she'd send back the sighing emoji and then say "i gotta run, see you tonight!" with a red heart emoji

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2 weeks ago

scraped my knee

was going for a super cute femme look so i decided to wear some platform heels, long story short, my campus is not only very large, but also in the middle of the woods, and i fell. in front of multiple people. my knee is bleeding and my parents told me not to wear them because i would fall.


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2 weeks ago

pretty sure five nights at freddy's doesn't have any f's

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3 weeks ago

want to just step outside and smash a bottle on my head

im in a new class but everyone in it has already been in the class for a term, and i'm joining in the second term bc of weird scheduling shit. theres this one girl thats being really sarcastic and im freaking out bc everyone thinks that shes just so funny but everytime she makes a "joke" i feel like i'm going to die. to top it off i thought i was going to have a great teacher but instead i have a fatphobic teacher who doesn't give a shit if people are blatantly spreading misinformation and bullying people. god i hate school. not to mention, this is a science class, and i have a lot of bad past experiences ( i would say ptsd but its not one of my diagnoses so i'll just call it Post Traumatic Stress, no disorder[yet]) in science classes and so being in science courses always freaks me out. everyone is being so fucking loud and they all know each other and i don't know them. i dont understand why people think its ok to literally yell in the middle of class. i feel like im gonna throw up.


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4 weeks ago

amazing analysis

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

3 weeks ago

specifically HER

idgaf that her family doesn't see her as a woman

idgaf that the world doesn't see her as a woman

she is my woman

(i wish)

she is the prettiest woman i know

ahhhh i love love love women

so much so much

2 weeks ago

shes so pretty i cant even function around her

Okay, but hear me out.

It's literally a moral obligation to tell that pre-transition trans girl that she's cute. Not in a patronizing way, but like… the kind of “you’re-gonna-break-hearts-one-day” cute. She deserves to know how radiant she already is, even if she hasn't bloomed fully yet. Like, hype her up. Every. Damn. Day.

And let’s be real—the pinnacle of sapphic trans joy? It's trans girls loving on each other with reckless abandon. Soft kisses exchanged between two women who’ve fought tooth and nail to become themselves? That’s the good stuff. That’s the kind of super gay energy that rewrites reality into something tender and hot and holy.

Tell me that’s not the most adorably gay, deliciously trans kind of love there is.

2 weeks ago

logically i should kms

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3 weeks ago

got a new diagnosis

got diagnosed with an ED last night, so lets do some safe foods! (non body image based, spd based, although i do hate my body)

if a picky american child (6 years old) would eat it, there's a good chance i will too. name a food in the comments and i'll tell you if i'll eat it or not.

for consistently safe foods/meals:

strawberry smoothie and tortilla chips

grilled steak and rice

cucumber salad (chopped into quarters, with balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and a lot of salt)

plain quesadilla (flour tortilla, mexican blend cheese. thats it)

mac+cheese and ground beef (not mixed together, i eat them separately)

and pretty much nothing else. my spice tolerance is that of a nordic viking. (but i don't eat fish. or any kind of seafood)


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2 weeks ago

ahhhh

tell my why i got up at 5:45am just to do homeworkkkkkkkkk

2 weeks ago

her (again)

she went to a kendrick concert the other day and the pictures are so freaking cute

shes so cute and pretty


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